cat food

A male courting an older female.

Mike is dating that cougar. He is therefore cat food.

by CocoBird March 15, 2012

bob cat

a gay cat with no tail. no tail for easy access to his bumhole.

he sounds like a fag, he must be a bob cat.

by brrrrrrrr. July 4, 2011

cheeto the cat

Shane Dawson's Cat

I didnt fuck my cat. I didnt cum on my cat. I didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats including cheeto the cat.

by Pee pee headddd April 5, 2019

bloody cat

When a woman is on her period, her vagina is no longer a pussy, or booty, it transforms into a semi- unusable sexual device called a Bloody Cat which is also referred as the red flag of China, Stop Sign, or panty massacre.

"Hey dude, did you bang that chick last night?"

"Nah man, she was (had a) bloody cat"

by Kasaar April 1, 2007

cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

top cat

the top cat in a group of cats

the top cat raped all the other cats

by uclejesse July 7, 2011