Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Josh

A guy who has a huge forehead and big ego. He looks like bob Duncan and his middle name is Adam. Oop

Ew that’s josh

by Dontjuul July 31, 2019

Josh

A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.

R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!

by marvel..x0 November 20, 2023

FUCKING JOSH

When your Autistic brother gets mad at your older brother for no reason.

Josh- walks in room
Mario-FUCKING JOSH
Josh-confused
Mario- Fuck you JOSH

Josh- stays quiet

Also Josh- I hate my life

by Compound dyslexic December 29, 2021

Josh

He is amazing. She is sleek. He is alaways hanging with the lady boys. He has a friend named Chase, Chase is his god.

So do you have a Josh?

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy June 5, 2018

Josh

Joshua's typically have a small penis. Like boy.and most of all got a big ass bald head

Josh why are you so gay.

by Pepe2233 December 13, 2018

Josh

Josh has beautiful brown fluffy hair and nice green eyes. He also plays varsity baseball and all the girls want him. He’s taken by one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet and they are absolutely couple goals . Josh may seem very quiet at first but once you get to know him you realize how amazing he is. Josh is definitely one of the sweetest and most kind people you will ever meet. Josh is also very smart in school even through he sleeps in class sometimes. He always does his homework. Josh isn’t one of those guys that gets drunk all the time or juul. He’s a good kid. All though at baseball practice he is extremely gay .

Aleah- “omg is that that hot upper class men named Josh?”

Maddie- “Yea it is, but I heard he’s dating someone now.” :(

by Baseballboysfacts October 13, 2019