Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!

Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"

by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023

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Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019

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Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.

Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE

by Horxch April 6, 2023

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Ethan

Big Gay. Someone who likes to say the N-Word, because he thinks it makes him edgy. likes m&m

Ethan might be gay.

by The Fwed Scholar May 14, 2022

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ethan catlin

the guy that has hair

ethan catlin has tasty hair

by Bitiutt March 21, 2022

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Ethan

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time

Their ethan goes again talking

by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

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