Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.
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