by kimfinds September 06, 2021
by King Vic July 11, 2008
A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.
Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.
Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina
Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina
by Wasinator February 26, 2011
by DaltonBlack383 September 24, 2011
Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.
Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)
by jk_all_the_way October 04, 2010
by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009