Bowed legs

Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.

Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles

by User01925 November 25, 2024

Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

by Yerran October 13, 2016

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 8, 2013

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

Leg

A person who loves to be a smut

Zayy GBG is a leg

by Ana ghu February 12, 2021

Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.

Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020