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Nick

Nick is one outstanding programmer. When you see his code, you get a hard-on. Girls wanna be him, other men want to be him.

Being around him is like listening to rain fall. It calms your soul and makes you happy to be alive.

He is so funny, you pee your pants. If you are a girl, you better invest into some good quality anti-wrinkle cream, cause all the smiles and laughter will give you some massive crow's feet.

He's the most awesome person you will encounter and if you are lucky to really know him, you will realise life was is worthless without him.
Nick, you are a douche, but I love you anyway
by HungarianNips May 24, 2022
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Nick D Special

When you slip a Xanax into an unsuspecting girls drink.
by stickhaus November 25, 2020
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Nick clarke

A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women
Oh boy he's doing the Nick Clarke again
by Beltjitsumaster April 27, 2019
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Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?
Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.
by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025
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Nick G.

The type of mate to steal your bagel but then throw it out when he realizes that it has cream cheese on it.
Trevor: "Oh man, I am gonna enjoy this bagel!"
Chad: " Oh sh*t, look out! It's Nick!"
Nick G.: *YOINK*
Trevor: "That's my bagel!"
Nick G.: *Opens bagel*
Also Nick G.: "Eww! You sick motherf*cker! Who puts cream cheese on a bagel?!"
by ppinmybooty November 1, 2019
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Nick D

Nick distads the type of guy who calls himself a hick and acts like one although he owns no guns and no four wheelers or dirtbikes. He wears boots but doesn't use them for work, just for show.
Whos that guy?

Oh thats nick d🙄
by Yawantonebudillgiveyaone December 21, 2018
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Nick

A asshole who will 100% steal your iced coffee
by Daddy Nikki tittie May 6, 2020
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