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David

David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
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David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain
April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
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David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
by Iekdbfnflfnndnsk July 4, 2017
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David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
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Davide

A beautiful and cute boy. He is very sweet and kind. He will always be there for you when you need it. He cares a lot about his girlfriend and is the best person alive. He always makes games more fun when he joins you in it, he will put a smile right on your face when you take one look at him.
Girl 1: "Davide cares so much about his girlfriend!"

Girl 2: "I know right! He is so amazing!"
Girlfriend: "I have the best boyfriend in the world. :)"
by trashzy June 20, 2021
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david pavia

Very big dick hot as fucking guy he's an awesome friend and a freak in bed. Every girl needs a david in there life
by Beast407 September 12, 2013
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