cup of fart

When you fart in your hand and put in whoms ever face

Honey Boo Boo cup of farted Uncle Poddle

by DICK FACE July 19, 2015

Fart cramps

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

Brake Fart

The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.

Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!

by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016

Friendly fart

It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.

Zach, did you just friendly fart!?

by Motermouth15 October 15, 2016

to tickle-fart

When you tickle someone so hard, that he or she has to fart involuntarily.

Hihihihi - Stop tickling me, unless you want me to tickle-fart!!!!

by koalaaaaaaa December 2, 2016

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

Fart trappers

Skin-tight jeans, called such because they're so tight the fart stays trapped between your buttcheeks or escapes upwards through the pussy lips.

"Damn that girl's lookin fine in them skinny jeans"

"Hell naw, those are fart trappers. Her pussy be smellin like a Waffle House bathroom"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016