When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 27, 2024
Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
by Furious bird November 26, 2021
Thank the Universe, it's Friday!
Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.
Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.
Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023
When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 02, 2011
person1: did you see the coldest thing in the universe?
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by hendboi September 13, 2022
Flexible, self-paced online programs allow you to study from your home, workplace, or even while on the move using a mobile device. Pause and resume your education whenever you want and complete your program as fast as you can.
The quality of education delivered at WU is second to none. Everything related to your program is completely online; enroll, pick courses, study, interact and more. Do it all using your dedicated account area on Waxen University site.
Waxen University education very affordable so it can change as many lives as possible globally. WU online programs deliver quality education that's affordable with no additional costs e.g. commuting to campus or buying books etc.
The quality of education delivered at WU is second to none. Everything related to your program is completely online; enroll, pick courses, study, interact and more. Do it all using your dedicated account area on Waxen University site.
Waxen University education very affordable so it can change as many lives as possible globally. WU online programs deliver quality education that's affordable with no additional costs e.g. commuting to campus or buying books etc.
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by Tom505 December 26, 2016