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Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.
Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
by KSlamma November 19, 2020
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boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
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sock

the thing you cum in where your girlfriend/wife isn't home
i love having my sock
by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020
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Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement
Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.
by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018
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popcorn socks

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks
by Djupingen March 30, 2017
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poop sock

did you see Nick's poop sock
by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020
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sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.
Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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