Smug snake

A slimeball with an unjustly over-inflated ego and/or delusions of grandeur.

He thinks he is so smart and can manipulate people, but he is nothing more than a smug snake

by SlimeShady666 September 29, 2020

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

Snake

Someone who is untrustworthy, deceitful, malicious, hypocritical, etc. It describes someone who pretends to be friendly and well-intended in order to gain trust in order to mislead, deceive, or betray someone else.

Don't trust that girl. Like the serpent in the Garden she's pleasing to the eye and whispers sweet words in your ear, but she, too, is a snake that seduces and promises everything only to strike you dead when get close to her.

by BxMuscle August 2, 2021

Drake Snake

Drake's 10 metre defeater.

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 13, 2024

Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat April 7, 2016