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by Absolute swaglord February 11, 2022
Get the Sam and Nova mug.He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life
Sam: are you ok?
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019
Get the Sam mug.Samantha is a girl who usually copies her friends, and wants to be better than who she is. She tends to try to make herself more interesting by lying. She uses her friends for money, and gossips about them whenever she can. She always brings up her friends in every conversation she can in a negative way, she is pretty and nice but a snake. She steals money, jewelry, jokes, and clothes. She twists words into bad ways. She wants to ruins people’s lives and reputations. She likes to do this to the people she knows and likes best. Do not be a friend with a Sam, unless you know she never lies.
???: I’ve told you to stop lying, or else i won’t be your friend anymore
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
by JamieGorl27 October 27, 2019
Get the Sam mug.One of the sweatiest people you will ever know! Sam is the type of person to stay in their room and play games such as Fortnite or Minecraft all day. He has the iq of a nut, the brains of air, the rageness of dellor, and the life of a sweat. The guy sweats so much with truc mai, that he is able to “phase” or walk through walls in Fortnite. The sweat allows him to slip right through. This kid needs to be stopped!
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Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
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Get the Sam mug.an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
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