my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.

"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021

coco snake

A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.

"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"

by J. Young January 30, 2008

Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Drake snake

a man with a MASSIVE tender member recorded on video who later sued the girl who leaked it

"my girl left me after seeing a Drake snake leaked video online"

by anonymous March 12, 2024

Snake

Someone that tells on other people or goes behind someones back.

Wow! That Briley Johnson kid is a huge snake.

by Lil Chunk October 16, 2018