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Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).
Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)
by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020
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I'll pickle

I don't have an answer yet, I'll pickle
by Flightless Optometrist November 6, 2020
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li'l pickle

by yeetingmamas November 9, 2020
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"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019

"That's a pickle." - Markiplier Sep 3,2019 BIGFOOT INCOMING!!! @Markiplier
"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019
by piperdinkle December 26, 2020
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Tickle your pickle

“I want to tickle your pickle
by Shnazy😼 May 9, 2021
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You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.
by holly-jolly June 3, 2021
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New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021
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