The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug. The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
by Assaddition November 17, 2019
Get the Post-Masturbation paralysismug. 1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
by dcskeeler November 4, 2007
Get the post gymmug. A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025
Get the Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)mug. (n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
Get the post-optimistmug. "Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
by TypicalChav August 17, 2020
Get the post-sesh syndromemug. Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.
by Beta Male October 10, 2018
Get the Postemug.