Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

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by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020