hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

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Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing? When she wasn't busy making it look like she didn't know what she was doing, she was busy trying to make it look like someone else didnt know what they were doing.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

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hard black bong

Your moms penis

You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022

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Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

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