Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.

Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Shuffled hard

When you run to the bathroom with your pants down and shit is peeking it’s way out of your asshole

I’m happy that 7-11 had a bathroom I shuffled hard

by Camgirl bro September 23, 2019

Girl hard

when you see a guy or girl and they make you throb a little in your puss

“Did you see that guy? he made me girl hard”

by girlhard.com October 18, 2023

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

Anak harde

Daus and amsyar combined

Anak harde is so cute

by Botol merah October 5, 2022

Try Hard..

Romin Shithead

Cole is a Try hard..

by .....timingwas April 10, 2019

Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023