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cool guy alert

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variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.
by Dennis Ringle July 8, 2011
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Pick me guy

A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)
Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”

me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”
by jipstylesx July 21, 2021
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nice guy dave

When a guy called Dave or David is nice, friendly, caring, genuine, compassionate, sympathetic, conscientious, polite, respectful & extremely unique & talented.
Nice Guy Dave says that I am more than enough & to never give up because sometimes even nice guys win.
by #NicePerson June 22, 2022
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Big Guy Steve

Slayer of Women, Romancer of Milf's. Ultra mega giga Chad, conquerer of pussy, Destroyer of virgins. ULTIMATE sigma male
Dude look at that guy, he's definitely the Big Guy Steve
by Bogis the bogis September 13, 2021
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Middle Finger Guy

A young male who is "known" for ruining photos by flashing the middle finger to disrupt the overall positivity of a potentially nice photograph.
Who cares about examples, read the definition.

required: Middle Finger Guy
by PsuedoSam May 22, 2009
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Old Spice Guy

Also known as 'The Man Your Man Could Smell Like' and played by Isaiah Mustafa, this legendary figure of man was first featured on an Old Spice commercial in February of 2010 that was a huge hit. He was later featured in more Old Spice commercials, but during the days of July 13 and July 14, 2010, the Old Spice Man was taking questions on websites like Digg, Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook, and those who were deemed worthy by his supreme manliness were given a less than a minute answer in a humorous video that was posted on Youtube. For those two days, he dominated the Internet, and continues to on this day, July 15, until probably forever. He enjoys swan diving, monocle smiling, silver fish handcatching, taming whales, being handsome, flattering the ladies, and doing the impossible.
Swan Dive!

I wish I was as handsome as the Old Spice Guy.

Hello ladies.

How are you-fantastic.

You're on a boat with the Man Your Man Could Smell like.
by jflsajfdlkadsf July 15, 2010
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The Family Guy Effect

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.
The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!
by rapelax October 16, 2008
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