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kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.
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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 3, 2024
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Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.
'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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Avatar Universe

A dead server, staff sadly still trying to revive but just cannot mostly because none of them know how to be safe on the internet and their server has been destroyed 3 times
Have you heard of avatar universe? that dead server sucks ass!
by aangwang April 26, 2021
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Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".
Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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This Kid University

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.
I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!
by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024
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