A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
by rickbone1055 August 03, 2023
Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
by Dixie's finest December 20, 2021
Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
by Nicole Ap February 03, 2024
Not an actual school per se, it's:
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
by BlkFlg August 10, 2024
Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?
Universal Payment as always.
Sure, what's in it for me?
Universal Payment as always.
by 360blazeit March 25, 2024
Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”
Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there
Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there
I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?
I go to Fordham University Rose hill
So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?
So you also got rejected from NYU?
I go to Fordham University Rose hill
So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?
by Anonymous ram November 20, 2022
(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie March 24, 2016