Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load
Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations
Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations
by Raptorsoraus November 11, 2009
troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
by kingcuke4 January 05, 2011
a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.
"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"
"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"
"oh the babies"
"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"
"oh the babies"
by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008
by aarielle July 17, 2010
by a human withA functioningBrain December 10, 2020
Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".
by Submitters of Words June 29, 2011