Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009

two camels in a tiny car

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence

troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

by kingcuke4 January 5, 2011

two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008

two sticks in my bun

applying two decorative china sticks into ones hair. Used by Nikki Minaj

I done put two sticks in my bun.....I'm DMC like run

by aarielle July 17, 2010

More than two genders

a lie

SJW:theres more than two genders!!1!

Me:No

SJW:*Vanishes*

by a human withA functioningBrain December 10, 2020

Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".

Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006