Clubbing

A lot like a bar crawl but slightly healthier. Unlike all the other forms of clubbing, the music is less ear shattering than a screaming baby seal, but may just be elevator music... Most all places lack a cover charge or a bouncer.

Friend: "Hey, Let's go clubbing!"
MC: "Cool, this time I'm gonna eat nothing but turkey and swiss!"

by illpala January 17, 2013

The 90s Club

A mythical club for guys or girls over 30yo who have had sexual intercourse with a guy or girl born in the 1990s

"I joined the 90s club last night"

"oh yeah? who with?"

"That girl from down the road"

by BlueGTI July 5, 2012

Winners Club

A sarcastic and derogatory term for a person's special group of friends who are losers, psychos, and all around downers.

Person 1: What is up with that guy that you were hanging out with?
Person 2: Oh, they are just part of the winners club.

by yuiopasdf July 14, 2013

swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.

"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."

by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.

"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."

by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013

club pressure

when a friends or friends want to go to the club and try to get you to go but you dont want to. for some reason you feel obligated to go anyways.

friend: we goin to Smash this weekend?
you: i kinda just want to chill at home
friend: noooo it wont be the same without you
you: ....ugh...... fine but stop with the club pressure -.-

by suchaproblem March 16, 2012

Atomic Century Club

Variation of century club A shot of beer every minute with every tenth shot being hard alcohol.

Collin: Do you want to do Century Club when I come back down?
Bobby: No! I am trying to make the puke chart.

Collin: What is worse?
Bobby: Atomic Century Club

by I_LAA_BEER November 26, 2011