terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.

She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.

by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019

Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)

by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.

Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.

by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

Peanut butter flutter

The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.

Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...

by Piratesbooty July 23, 2016

peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.

I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022