They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
Get the Where's my retard to fuckmug. 1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
Get the retard-splainingmug. 
Get the Prerelease retardmug. Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.
Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.
Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie
by Chicken hole November 27, 2019
Get the Retard Rosiemug. The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
ex.1
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
ex.1
ex.1
ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
Get the Apartness Retardationmug. by 2+3=5 July 6, 2019
Get the Retardationmug. 