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park avenue

I been on park avenue all day
by adsfjkasdlf December 17, 2008
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Jarret Park

A horrible little park in Rockledge, Pennsylvania where all the (usually wealthy) white kids go to hook up. It's the lesser, more childish version of Wall Park, which is located in Elkins Park. Cops will also circle the block constantly.
white rich kid #1: yo man, I wanna pick up some hot 10 year olds
white rich kid #2: yo, I know the perfect place! let's try to go hook up at jarret park
white rich kid #1: yeah! I'll bring my whole lax team! we got so much flow

wall kid: smh.
by pseudonym12356543 January 16, 2011
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Parking Enforcement Officer

A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.
If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.
by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009
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Leigh Park Bentley

A Jaguar XJ6.

Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.

Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.

See also 'Leigh Park Jag'
'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'
by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
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parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
by Kat McGat April 23, 2006
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theme park rash

The rash you get between you legs near the scrotum region. Due from getting wet and walking all day or sweating all day. Also known TPR. Very painful and always happens at theme parks
Adventure Island gave me a mean case of TPR (Theme park rash)
by Fossil Park November 7, 2007
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The Park School of Baltimore

This is the only private school in the Baltimore County to Baltimore area that isn't snobby. We may be somewhat rich but we don't act like it at all. Were not like Saint Pauls which is a school that if you don't LAX you will pretty much be shunned. If you don't pop up your collar on your Neon Green or Pink Ralph Lauren polo with a seashell necklace with a shark tooth on it you will be shunned even more. Now to Boy's Latin which is pretty much the same. Same thing with Loyola but a little less. Gilman same but less but since they are exceptionally snobby they are at the Saint Paul level. Not to hark on these schools but if you didn't go to those schools you would or should i should say make fun of the school your at now even if you leave it you still will. I think everyone should think that everything that i have just said is true and that you probably think it is about your exact school but since you have to stand up for your school you have to disagree. I don't mean to hate but it's true. And if your not like the majority stereotypical people that go to these schools then thank you.
SP guy: Oh hey i forgot to bring my laxer stick.
BL guy: Oh fuckin shit cum (I think cussing sounds and is cool! hehe) i forgot it to!

I didn't include Mcdonough because i don't really know that school but it seems decent. The Park School of Baltimore is kick-ass!
by WillJD October 11, 2011
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