March 30

Grab your homie by the balls

P1: bro tomorrow is March 30th u better wear a cup.
P2: nah bro all offense tomorrow

by Ijustpooped March 29, 2022

March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024

March 22

Tell your crush you like them and hang out with them more

Y/n:Hey it's march 22 you know what that means

Her/him: huh
Y/n: ask your crush out day

by I love your step mom March 22, 2022

March 9

The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.

p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.

by Yourshort October 19, 2020

march 25

march 25th national grow up day

him: i don't want to do the dishes!

just tell him to grow up its march 25th!

by amai69 March 25, 2023

March 31

HAPPY BSF DAY GET UR BSF WTV THEY WANT

Get ur bsf Wtg u want because it’s March 31

by MONKEY HUNKY MAN March 31, 2023

March 25th

March 25th is National Swap Cookie Run: Kingdom accounts with your friends.

person 1: yo dude did you know today was march 25th?
person 2: yeah! let’s switch our cookie run accounts!

by ohbygolly March 25, 2025