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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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partial law

the events before the police state martial law happens like the overreacting cops when parents are taken pictures to tell them to TURN OFF THAT CAMERA!!!, the rising food prices, the admitting about the NWO on the news, the threat of US attack by Bin Laden, the economy, the plunging DOW. 2) other recent bad events that happened when this was defined.
Guy 1: have you heard about Halloween candy containing melanoma in their milk products and the US government not releasing the information about what kinds of candy are affected??
Guy 2: i know and thats all part of partial law.
by debit.servus March 14, 2009
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Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.
"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.
by Igdrasa June 9, 2021
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
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Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.
"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"
by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017
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THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.
If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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