cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

cutting it up

snorting a line of cocaine

Hey! Im out with my girls cutting it up, i dont think ill be home in time today !

by MarshmallowSwirl September 14, 2025

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

Tornado Cut

A new and trendy way to shave her pussy. Shaved bald up the middle and leave a mess on the edges.

Stephanie Abraham's at The Weather Center loves storm chasing so much that she gets a Tornado Cut in the van while they chase the funnel.

by Mongo Nucleosis December 6, 2011

cut

to make sense, to normal people.

lamer: "the nose, on that wine, was SO sublime."

real person: "Dude! Cut, or fish bait...got any NOT $2.00 words? Did it taste good? Jesus, Mary and Joseph; does it ALL gotta be "rich and famous and stupid?"

by heliotrope September 2, 2005

I hate ya cut g

😔

oh you playing fortnite, i hate ya cut G

by Shadow DIO January 7, 2021