Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
by missnalyss February 15, 2022
He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019
Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
by Your majesty 6899 November 22, 2021
by Doctor Cocter March 08, 2019
Has curly yet cute hair
Smells amazing and will touch your penis
Has a house which he mastrubates in
Has 2 friends
A good goalkeeper
Smells amazing and will touch your penis
Has a house which he mastrubates in
Has 2 friends
A good goalkeeper
by Thatfatkaffer May 01, 2022
A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.
Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
by TheTurner47 May 06, 2019