Hump Day

One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.

Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!

by ohiooak June 6, 2018

death day

the opposite of a birthday. someone's death day every year is on the day when they died and marks how many years they have been dead for.

William Shakespeare's death day is on April 23. He has been dead for over 300 years.

by IDoEverythin February 12, 2013

Pascal Day

To stay in your room for the whole day and do nothing with two notable exceptions. 1. doing the laundry. 2. fetch home-ordered food.

A: What are you going to do tomorrow?
B: Tomorrow I'll have a pascal day.

by rob_rob November 9, 2010

Valentine's Day

Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single

Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it

by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012

2nd day

when you take the physical aspect of a relationship wayy to fast (skipping bases). knowing that its not a good idea. generally happening the 1st week of a relationship or the 2nd day. doing this results in turning the relationship into a relationshit.

jasmine: did you hear? mike and koral totally 2nd day'ed their relationship yesterday.
sammy: wow. what fools. well, i hope they have luck with the rest of their relationshit.

by bra bra radke March 15, 2009

Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"

It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.

by JJ Easy November 20, 2013

hump day

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.

Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.

by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009