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Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.
by soluseity May 24, 2024
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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
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Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.
“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”
by notchrisjr February 26, 2022
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Christian Mullican

Christian Mullican has a big dick and gets all the hoes especially with big butts
You should find yourself a Christian Mullican
by bb_blazehunter1 March 24, 2019
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Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.
Christian B is always trying to impress girls.
by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020
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