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Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
by Rlaire March 8, 2022
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Christian

The most sexiest man you will ever meet always makes you like he is so charming at hott unlike anyone else he is the best person youll ever meet i love a good christian
Girl 1. That boy christian is so hott

Girl 2. Hes my girl

Girl 1. No no no no no so hott
by Jeffop June 17, 2019
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Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
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Christian

Christian is a beast
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Christian Mullican

Christian Mullican has a big dick and gets all the hoes especially with big butts
You should find yourself a Christian Mullican
by bb_blazehunter1 March 24, 2019
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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting
You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!

Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
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