razor burnt 

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.

i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.

razor burnt by vanessa723 November 6, 2008

Jeremy Burns 

A sex act where a guy with a huge dick resembling Ron Jeremy's has rough anal sex with a girl without lube, giving her a burning sensation in her anus.

Me and this girl were going at it last night and I gave her the Jeremy Burns. She won't be able to sit for awhile...

Jeremy Burns by definitionsondefinitions April 5, 2015

nigga burnt 

Nigga burnt is the act of burning an object or food to the point it is fully charred or black.

"That pizza is nigga burnt."

nigga burnt by mmmcheezburger June 2, 2015

Got me a burner 

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

Got me a burner by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

self-degree burns 

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)

Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."

self-degree burns by Youdknow May 27, 2021

Custom wood burning 

Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!

I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!

Custom wood burning by KFC raid June 22, 2021