It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

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Ball so Hard

when you ball so hard you end up beginning to edge yourself but you accidentally explode all over your monitor while playing on the OG fortnite map

I Ball so Hard.

by OGfortniteFanumfingering November 9, 2023

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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

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