Baby Fade

Having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz.

I cannot blackout tonight because I have to work tomorrow. I am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

by A man named Faggppel April 17, 2015

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.

My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.

by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015

babies yed

A steak pudding. Pronounced as "bab is yed"

Think I'll get babies yed chips n gravy from the chippy.

by Billinge lad September 17, 2015

baby hunter

A girl who finds a stupid dude to get her pregnant so he is trapped

YO! Look at Bobby talk to that Baby Hunter over there

by Steven Rodgers December 6, 2015

Baby guzzler

When a man completely shoves his dick down a woman's throat busting his nut all the way down her throat while choking her until the guzzled babies come out of her nostrils.

Dude 1: "Man, I had to get her some chloraseptic..."
Dude 2: "Why man?"
Dude 1: "Cuz she's a baby guzzler!"

by Sumyumcum January 15, 2016