A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
Get the Christianmug. christian delacruz is hot, cute, and loves to joke, but if your is girlfriend than your lucky but you better not be boring
by foodly coor February 11, 2022
Get the christian delacruzmug. by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023
Get the Christian and Andreamug. On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
Get the National Dylan and Christian Daymug. Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
Get the Christianmug. by kai kamara March 8, 2022
Get the christian gonzalesmug. christian josefsson
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm7469 February 23, 2024
Get the christian josefssonmug.