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Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' Wake and Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid wake and cake.
by jaSDIZLe April 14, 2014
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Cake Taster

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.
"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"
by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009
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Fridge Cake

The contents of your fridge placed in a bowl which intern gets placed in ones mouth and eaten. It can be anyting although usually yummy sweet treats
by Limegreen And Aubergine May 16, 2007
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hrum cake

hrum cake is a delicious treat usually made by stonecreek saints, it resembles a bunt cake but its gayer and more oddly shaped, many hrums go into the creation of hrum cake. hrum cake is not baked.
John and Anthony made delicious hrum cake, and served it to brandon and evan in exchange for their low quality hrum cake
by stonecreek s April 21, 2008
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Sloppy Cake

Lashandra: Yeah I use men. They'd use me. While they're lying under me, they've probably been lying under somebody else's sloppy cake,
by leighstern October 16, 2008
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Sweat Cake

UK Slang A sweat cake is best defined as someone who always worries about everything and anything their girlfriend might not appreciate
Dom: Blad u comin out tonight?
Hussain: Nahh cuz, i ain't feelin it uno, probs jus gona chill with my girl
Dom: Ur sucha a F*"£&"* Sweat Cake ...
by Babalos May 30, 2010
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Cake Stack

When multiple people lie on top of each other, stomach down, to individually receive dick. Can be performed with any sexual orientation, so long as the person standing has something phallic in nature attached to their body.
Okay, tonight, we're doing the cake stack. Call Maxine, Fatima, and Stacy, we're gonna make a big one this time.
by Aurens March 21, 2021
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