Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.

Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.

by xenix September 8, 2016

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole

That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

by Word Maestro March 8, 2018

proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking

Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.

by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022

Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.

Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!

by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019

Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17

Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole

by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023