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Fan Man

A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.

A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.

A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.

When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.

A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"

Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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melon fans

a term used by women to describe a cult surrounding a fat broad
yo bro .. you see melon fans post today ??

Nah man I'm with the cro's
by CryptoCro August 3, 2020
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fan

by anonymous July 19, 2023
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not_your_narrator fan

It is me, the one and only not_your_narrator fan. I bet your wondering how I know a lot about people. I'm not a stalker btw I just I'm a witch I'm a descendant of the Bennet line
Not_your_narrator fan is amazing
by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021
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FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!
by GOODLOW January 18, 2011
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Ceiling Fan

A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3
The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.
by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024
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biggest fan

largest spinning propeller that provides coolness
"You're my biggest fan,"
The man appears to be talking to a comically large fan
by lauchfromdarkages May 20, 2022
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