Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Eat a bowl of dicks

Originally from the rap song "I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That" by Cypress Hill, 1993.

"You little taco stand rapper, eat a bowl of dick up
Then you got my man over here, you can eat a bowl of dick up, too
Anybody got beef around the way, yo
Eat a bowl of dick up, yeah"

IYKYK

"Hey punk-ass bitch, you can eat a bowl of dicks"

"There never was no bag, only a BOWL OF DICKS"

by IB_Pinky November 17, 2025

Bowling pins

Little children on a ski slope

Friend: Hey Dave, watch out for the bowling pins near the lift.

Dave: oh it's fine, I already got a strike today

by Helpme-please- November 19, 2025

Bowl Time

A glorious, ceremonious time in which you and the boys gather for the burning of the bowl.

"Yo.. What time is it bro?"

"I- I think it might be bowl time bro."

by Bardock420 November 29, 2025

that bowl

The "bowl" is the specific, camera-blind area of the prison where inmates conduct secretive activities like settling disputes, passing contraband, and holding unauthorized meetings, shielded from the view of correctional officers.

Hop in that bowl scary ass nigga!

by 9Juice9Wrld9” December 9, 2025