A horrible little park in Rockledge, Pennsylvania where all the (usually wealthy) white kids go to hook up. It's the lesser, more childish version of Wall Park, which is located in Elkins Park. Cops will also circle the block constantly.
white rich kid #1: yo man, I wanna pick up some hot 10 year olds
white rich kid #2: yo, I know the perfect place! let's try to go hook up at jarret park
white rich kid #1: yeah! I'll bring my whole lax team! we got so much flow
wall kid: smh.
white rich kid #2: yo, I know the perfect place! let's try to go hook up at jarret park
white rich kid #1: yeah! I'll bring my whole lax team! we got so much flow
wall kid: smh.
by pseudonym12356543 January 16, 2011
Get the Jarret Parkmug. by adsfjkasdlf December 17, 2008
Get the park avenuemug. A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.
by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009
Get the Parking Enforcement Officermug. A Jaguar XJ6.
Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.
Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.
See also 'Leigh Park Jag'
Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.
Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.
See also 'Leigh Park Jag'
'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'
'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'
by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
Get the Leigh Park Bentleymug. People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
by Kat McGat April 23, 2006
Get the parking lot posersmug. The rash you get between you legs near the scrotum region. Due from getting wet and walking all day or sweating all day. Also known TPR. Very painful and always happens at theme parks
by Fossil Park November 7, 2007
Get the theme park rashmug. Eat 'n Park is a chain of 24 hour diners in Western PA (Pittsburgh area) and a small part of very Eastern Ohio. Eat 'n Park has pretty shitty food (except breakfast) and even shittier service but for some reason most teenagers are obessed with it, largely due to the fact it's about the only place to go, especially at 1am. Usually if you peak into the smoking section you'll find several punks smoking cigarettes and not ordering a single thing.
by Lorelai July 31, 2006
Get the eat 'n parkmug.