Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

Social Greed

Someone who doesn't like other people's social media posts, but wants everyone to like their posts.

Basically a hater & narcissist.

Howard suffers from Social Greed.

by New Language November 6, 2019

Social seller

A person in marketing (I.e Ross Pomerantz)

Ross is a good social seller. He’s my favorite marketer

by Ljsticks February 2, 2022

social justice king

A male leader of societal transformation

Key social justice kings range from Darrow the "Slave King" in *Red Rising*, to Martin Luther King, Jr. himself.

by Doos Jarus May 1, 2021

socially single

You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.

" You cannot date him!!! " she still does. Means socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015

Social Banter

Social banter is jokingly making fun of a friend in a nice way n a social environment

When someone walks in late - "You're late!" "Oh the social banter"

by Robert_345 June 12, 2012