Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life

Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!

by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019

Sam

Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.

Fuck you Sam

by Shiboo May 22, 2019

Sam fathergil

A kid with a lot of girlfriends

Why is he such a Sam fathergil

by Yywthd January 3, 2019

Sam Atko

Massive fuck boy who’s drowns in the putang. Must have at least 10 girls on the go at one time to be considered this sex god. May also be a gay best friend

“You’re such a Sam Atko, you’re drowning in the clunge”

by Oooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2018

sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

sam jones

someone who is super hot and sexy and cute at the same time

yo sam your super sam jones

by samsosexy June 6, 2025

Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021