Dad Syndrome

When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome

"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"

by FarsFedeFerie June 5, 2020

America Syndrome

Other countries do it because "America does it".

America: *Begins protest about costs*
Other Countries: Let's follow Americas footsteps. I guess now is a good time to protest too.

Hence, America Syndrome.

by Drew Durnil’s Lover June 18, 2020

marjolein syndrome

Someone who is so tired of working and wants to call in sick, but the person has no valid reason.

Alex is working at a call-center. Alex is so tired of his work which results in him taking deep breaths and saying stuf like man man man. Alex has no valid reason to call in sick so he uses the Marjolein Syndrome.

by Comtrans June 22, 2020

No noggin syndrome

when you're so bad at something that you can't bear to see someone better than you

i have no noggin syndrome appertaining unto art

by Someone404 July 21, 2020

Truman Syndrome

Sudden feeling that everyone around you is a robot, actor, or that you are the only person who is real. Truman Syndrome can cause an existintal crisis.

I'm experiencing Truman Syndrome.

by Your Gays July 22, 2020

Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

LDN Syndrome

Little Dick Nigga syndrome is common in those lacking in length and results in unwarranted agressive behavior to compensate for being a male with a penis the size of a large clitoris. Usually found in individuals with the initial P.E.

"Don't worry about Mark he suffers from LDN Syndrome so he's just displacing frustration".

by DictionLord12 August 21, 2020