PSG Fan

A PSG fan is someone who dreams that their club could be bought by a rich Arab oil baron. They generally have little to no intelligence and somehow consider Ligue 1 a big five league. Also commonly only support them because their club is too shit to win anything big (such as Arsenal, Millwall, or Fenerbahce fans). They are eternally jealous of Marseille for the UCL win in 1992.

Person 1: Are you a PSG fan?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Screw you!

by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025

Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it

"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"

by Chemical potato June 2, 2025

fan

a napkin

i am a not hater. i hate. i have a fan.. no its not for sale/

by boots666 December 1, 2022

Fan-fic green

Jensen Ackles eye colour, like a Disney Princess

His eyes were fan-fic green

by Lucifers_little_vessel December 3, 2022

Breaking Bad Fan

A person who will die alone and will never date anyone because of their unhealthy obsession with Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Wow man he has no girls AT ALL.

Person 2: fr ong he must be a Breaking Bad Fan

by Vince Gilligan December 3, 2022

Dak Prescott Fan

A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends

Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!

by Eagles Autism Foundation December 14, 2022

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022