March 22nd

March 22nd is Whore Slut Day for all the Whore Bitch Skank bitch cumslut bitch bitches who are born March 22nd

“It is my birthday today and it is March 22nd” “Happy birthday cumslut bitch Whore bitch slut skank bitch cunt bitch whore”

by Mustard3438 March 22, 2025

March 23rd

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.

Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops

Boy #2: Yeah alright

by Verbat1m March 23, 2025

march 24

national weeb day. it is the day where all weebs assemble and shout cringe anime moves in public. anyone showing disapproval is deemed racist.

yup, its actually like it says there
"hey, its march 24. don't judge him"

by bigboinx March 24, 2025

March 25th 2025

The day TikTok will colonize YouTube Shorts.

12 Year Old iPad Kid + Youtube Shorts 'Edgelord': "Why is everyone in TikTok saying 'Pmo' and 'ts' this is cringe?"
Sealreal: "Because it's March 25th 2025, Youtube Shorts is now a colony of Tiktok."

by Sami1109 March 24, 2025

March 27

National give your bestfriend $1 if they have an E or L in their name.

For march 27

by TT_Ttrens4Yuh March 24, 2025

March 23

National hook up with a guy named Jack day.

Jack: Aw man my bitch left me for someone else
Big Boi Jimbo: Isn’t it march 23 national hook up with a jack day?
Jack: Im a John!

by TurkeySLurpieeee June 5, 2024

17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf

Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can

by SugarSnapPees June 9, 2024