Paddy's First Law 

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.

PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!

Paddy's First Law by mhamata March 25, 2010

Joshua Brown Law 

Joshua Brown Law is a State of Georgia law enacted in 2007 changing the class D driver's license requirements for teen drivers. A teen driver must have a Class Instructional Permit, 40 hours day, 6 hours night experience in driving, and withheld a Class CP Instructional Permit for 12 Months and a Day...

Joshua Brown Law is the reason why I have to wait ONE YEAR and a DAY for my license... and IM A SENIOR! So unconventional!!

Joshua Brown Law by Demonator September 5, 2012

Karamazov law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.

"My buddy married a bridezilla. They are still together 10 years later. She posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice, it's a classic example of the Karamazov law"

Karamazov law by KindaTallGuy January 7, 2021

Pizza Law

Pizza Law: When eating pizza, it is always socially acceptable to burp loudly afterwards, to show both praise to and thanks for the glory that is pizza. All shall accept and celebrate this show of praise and gratitude to the pizza without complaint or ill will.

Person 1: *belches*
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?

Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.

Pizza Law by Justbelieveme January 7, 2017

Jones law 

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.

Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.

Jones law by Antonoir July 23, 2017

The law of attraction 

Having a positive mind set!

Thinking and saying positive things will result in a positive outcome.

I study the law of attraction!

Do you study, the law of attraction ?

I believe the best teacher of the Law of Attraction is (Abraham Hicks) !

The law of attraction by Finder of definitions January 28, 2019

Rennie's Law

Anyone who thinks that they can disprove a theory in a ten minute video does not understand the theory.

"Hey, I just found this video on YouTube disproving evolution."
"I've seen that one too, good example of Rennie's Law; he had to redefine evolution to disprove it."

Rennie's Law by Robert Sandler January 2, 2008